Livestock's arms are so ripped from lifting the headlines.

GBart got more rhymes than Dunkin Donuts got long johns.

CharlesDubious sacrificed so much for this image, and it shows in each wrinkle and scar.

GrimlockSmash! has the ability to squirt blood from his eyeballs to ward off predators.

That's it! We're done! Thanks as always to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making all these fine images. Bonus thanks to gucci helicopter and David Thorpe for ghostwriting a few comments for my lazy behind. We'll be back next week with some awesome Photoshops of the fall colors in action.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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