Lysdexique, you've really blown it this time. Kurt's shirt should clearly say either "everyone is gay" or "God is gay."

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Chipmunks genuflect to Turboooooo.

Boom POP! Michael Baysplosion! Blam! Boom Cariad pow! Michael Bay!!!

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Bloody Holly's work should be near and dear to any SA Forum Goon. If you're not on the forums yet, we all hate you.

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