So you know how you were planning to get a good night's sleep this evening? Everdraed has other ideas.
FlyinPingu still remembers the first time he saw a face in a smoke cloud. It spoke to him. It told him to burn things.
It's a crime I never told NAG about the diamonds in his eyes. Wait, those aren't diamonds. Those aren't diamonds!
In space, no one can hear hellbastard making that sound he makes. But you're back on Earth now, please stop.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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