So you know how you were planning to get a good night's sleep this evening? Everdraed has other ideas.
FlyinPingu still remembers the first time he saw a face in a smoke cloud. It spoke to him. It told him to burn things.
It's a crime I never told NAG about the diamonds in his eyes. Wait, those aren't diamonds. Those aren't diamonds!
In space, no one can hear hellbastard making that sound he makes. But you're back on Earth now, please stop.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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