So you know how you were planning to get a good night's sleep this evening? Everdraed has other ideas.
FlyinPingu still remembers the first time he saw a face in a smoke cloud. It spoke to him. It told him to burn things.
It's a crime I never told NAG about the diamonds in his eyes. Wait, those aren't diamonds. Those aren't diamonds!
In space, no one can hear hellbastard making that sound he makes. But you're back on Earth now, please stop.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
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