So you know how you were planning to get a good night's sleep this evening? Everdraed has other ideas.
FlyinPingu still remembers the first time he saw a face in a smoke cloud. It spoke to him. It told him to burn things.
It's a crime I never told NAG about the diamonds in his eyes. Wait, those aren't diamonds. Those aren't diamonds!
In space, no one can hear hellbastard making that sound he makes. But you're back on Earth now, please stop.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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