So you know how you were planning to get a good night's sleep this evening? Everdraed has other ideas.
FlyinPingu still remembers the first time he saw a face in a smoke cloud. It spoke to him. It told him to burn things.
It's a crime I never told NAG about the diamonds in his eyes. Wait, those aren't diamonds. Those aren't diamonds!
In space, no one can hear hellbastard making that sound he makes. But you're back on Earth now, please stop.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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