zoink2000 would like to play a game, and that game is Muppet RaceMania.
CombatCupcake has a better game. It's called "whipping cupcakes."
occamsmonkey will rid you of your fears, your thoughts, your vital essence.
If it bleeds, Fors Yard can staple it.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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