zoink2000 would like to play a game, and that game is Muppet RaceMania.
CombatCupcake has a better game. It's called "whipping cupcakes."
occamsmonkey will rid you of your fears, your thoughts, your vital essence.
If it bleeds, Fors Yard can staple it.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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