War. War never changes -- unless the Something Awful Forum Goons intervene. In the tradition of the always tasteful World War Fun series, Happy Wars injects innocence and mirth into the most harrowing of human-wrought tragedies -- and just in time for Memorial Day! Enjoy: You can buy poppies from veterans for penance.

Squirt The Daisies planted his flag with this theme-opening image.


Shakespearean Beef designed the Happy Tank; fellow Goon Squish composed the soundtrack.


From Land of Goats to Jonah Green, people step in duty trail to see Donny Brook's submarine.


Apocalyptic Fox depicts a man fighting a war on two fronts, the second of which is Chinatown Wars on the DS.


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