Even championship cakewalkers might struggle against Ensign Expendable's diabolical pastry cannon.
Sir Nose recently uncovered archival evidence that Hitler's men rebelled against him in the wackiest of ways.
Not content with launching this thread, Squirt The Daisies has started happying up the wars OF THE FUTURE.
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The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
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