Kiefer Sutherland once screamed "The fucking mirrors! They are everywhere!" I guess that's because he was quitting cocaine, and he saw tempting paraphernalia at every turn. Anyway, the Something Awful Forum Goons have vindicated Sutherland's paranoid ravings by generating a treasure trove of symmetrical grotesqueries. Their mirrors reflect something beyond our reality -- an alternate dimension that's uglier and scarier, but also funnier.
Noggut gave himself a high-five for starting this theme.
Pahilla The Hun just knew Yngwie Malmsteen couldn't pull off that sweet shredding without some extra hands!
Reflir hasn't actually heard "TonKKnot," but they must rock with fans like this and a Korn-style backwards K.
Smugdog is cockier than ever now that Joe Fisto made him perfectly symmetrical.
It's been said that Smugdog resembles Vladimir Putin, Prime Minister of Russia. Joe Fisto fixed him, too.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!