Kiefer Sutherland once screamed "The fucking mirrors! They are everywhere!" I guess that's because he was quitting cocaine, and he saw tempting paraphernalia at every turn. Anyway, the Something Awful Forum Goons have vindicated Sutherland's paranoid ravings by generating a treasure trove of symmetrical grotesqueries. Their mirrors reflect something beyond our reality -- an alternate dimension that's uglier and scarier, but also funnier.
Noggut gave himself a high-five for starting this theme.
Pahilla The Hun just knew Yngwie Malmsteen couldn't pull off that sweet shredding without some extra hands!
Reflir hasn't actually heard "TonKKnot," but they must rock with fans like this and a Korn-style backwards K.
Smugdog is cockier than ever now that Joe Fisto made him perfectly symmetrical.
It's been said that Smugdog resembles Vladimir Putin, Prime Minister of Russia. Joe Fisto fixed him, too.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!