AzramLegion is up to six fingers these days.
In twelve days Bimston will enter his cocoon and come out looking exactly like Wilford Brimley. This is the miracle of life.
DevCore has made a vow to find and kill the vending machine that murdered his family.
I traded all my nickel rookie cards when I heard he abused steroids to make this image.
The Matthew138 is much safer than previous Matthew models, which were known to have glitches in their ethics subsystems.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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