AzramLegion is up to six fingers these days.
In twelve days Bimston will enter his cocoon and come out looking exactly like Wilford Brimley. This is the miracle of life.
DevCore has made a vow to find and kill the vending machine that murdered his family.
I traded all my nickel rookie cards when I heard he abused steroids to make this image.
The Matthew138 is much safer than previous Matthew models, which were known to have glitches in their ethics subsystems.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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