You can't blame "scrotch" for having a dream.
"mortalenema" made this one for the kids:
"Nipples" simply doesn't know enough Tom Jones, and for that he's doomed to suffer not knowing enough Tom Jones.
"ixnay" establishes himself as a cool kid by bringing sports into the mix.
"CardinlBiggles" cheated and is therefore disqualified.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
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