You can't blame "scrotch" for having a dream.
"mortalenema" made this one for the kids:
"Nipples" simply doesn't know enough Tom Jones, and for that he's doomed to suffer not knowing enough Tom Jones.
"ixnay" establishes himself as a cool kid by bringing sports into the mix.
"CardinlBiggles" cheated and is therefore disqualified.
How can we better be sold to by multinational corporations?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
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