melaQuit could be described as culturally active, mostly because he's usually slathered in yogurt.


Hey, schmen! Don't make me come out of the vase!


IllCamino unveils the X Games version of biathlon, now featuring more oil paints and awkward perspectives!


Making sense of what NAG has done here is like herding bees. You need a tiny shepherd and an even tinier dog.


At the end of war, there is peace. Thanks again to the SA Forum Goons, especially Scrubed for pointing out the Chairman, Jack Napier for isolating him for ease of image-manipulation, and Lareous for being the first to get those chair-wheels rolling. Also, cheers to Joshua "Anti-Anti-Watercraft Chairman" Pugh for the caption help!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

More Photoshop Phriday

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.

  • Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'

Copyright ©2015 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.