melaQuit could be described as culturally active, mostly because he's usually slathered in yogurt.


Hey, schmen! Don't make me come out of the vase!


IllCamino unveils the X Games version of biathlon, now featuring more oil paints and awkward perspectives!


Making sense of what NAG has done here is like herding bees. You need a tiny shepherd and an even tinier dog.


At the end of war, there is peace. Thanks again to the SA Forum Goons, especially Scrubed for pointing out the Chairman, Jack Napier for isolating him for ease of image-manipulation, and Lareous for being the first to get those chair-wheels rolling. Also, cheers to Joshua "Anti-Anti-Watercraft Chairman" Pugh for the caption help!

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