"NapoleonComplex" knows a good drink when he sees one:

Showcasing quite possibly the worst looking meal ever is "Clown Lotion":

"Darknyte" exposes some of IBM's caaaarazy technology:

"Cloaca" would probably make a really mean conductor:

"Geno1173" plans to revolutionize the how you dial:

Finally, "JaysonAych" isn't going to win any awards for good taste:

That's it kids, it's over. Aren't you a better person having seen all that? I didn't think so.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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