SQUIBLEYtheMAD dreams of one day becoming a sauce baron.
dalstrs lost three fingers and a toe in a gumball machine accident back in 1997.
teratogen was my grandmother's name. How queer.
ToiletDuk would rather die than go back the Cuddle Factory!
The Vogon Poet family uses perceptions to change the way they think about their surroundings in a positive manner, changing from an "I" to "we" perspective in regards to their society as a whole.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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