SQUIBLEYtheMAD dreams of one day becoming a sauce baron.
dalstrs lost three fingers and a toe in a gumball machine accident back in 1997.
teratogen was my grandmother's name. How queer.
ToiletDuk would rather die than go back the Cuddle Factory!
The Vogon Poet family uses perceptions to change the way they think about their surroundings in a positive manner, changing from an "I" to "we" perspective in regards to their society as a whole.
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