Zack once hit me and told me he would kill me if I ever told anyone. Oh shi...
Kanzune reminds you to get your tickets early, because Satan always puts on a good show.
P.Don't? MORE LIKE P.SHOULD!
PirateTurk is a real hit with customs.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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