Zack once hit me and told me he would kill me if I ever told anyone. Oh shi...
Kanzune reminds you to get your tickets early, because Satan always puts on a good show.
P.Don't? MORE LIKE P.SHOULD!
PirateTurk is a real hit with customs.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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