Zack once hit me and told me he would kill me if I ever told anyone. Oh shi...
Kanzune reminds you to get your tickets early, because Satan always puts on a good show.
P.Don't? MORE LIKE P.SHOULD!
PirateTurk is a real hit with customs.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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