KILL KILL KILL

KiKKoMaN85 has Keanu Reeves returning to his dramatic roots in this surefire punch in the testicles.

Dingle had me all hot and bothered, but then I realized this was about Bill Paxton and not Bill Pullman.

Kanzune serves up a delicious treat and a side order of violence.

Meekohi shows that the new Punisher movie isn't going to be as ambitious as the comic.

More Photoshop Phriday

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Lair Flair!

    Lair Flair!

    Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!

  • SkyMall Product Review: Bark Deterring Ultrasonic Collar

    SkyMall Product Review: Bark Deterring Ultrasonic Collar

    Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.