The dead don't stay dead in this "Creeper" poster that looks just as awful as the original movie:

"GIIIULTRA" makes the most boring movie ever:

"FuSchnick" spends a lot of time in the pornfields:

"Sandamnit" likes long, throbbing walks on the beach:

"cosmo" ain't no fool when it comes to making a good movie:

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