"state" becomes the first person to ever reference German industrial band Einsturzende Neubauten in a Photoshop Phriday. Congratulations, you win a previously used can of creamed corn!

I hope a pop machine falls on top of "FuSchnick":

Sir "SirRobin" serves up this surprising sex circus!

"blairerickson" is about five or six years too late to be topical, but he's still a class act all the way:

"LaporteFan" keeps it on the cob for this movie that gets me all creamy:

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