Even planet-eating gods have to pay the bills, as shown by "GIIIULTRA":
"ReindeerF" thinks we should fire Donald Rumsfeild and put Skeletor in his place. Sounds logical to me.
"El Pollo Diablo" is the villain responsible for bringing Megatron to the White House. Personally, I say he's just what this country needs.
"EmeritusTubbi" reveals that Red Skull didn't have to go far to find a new job. In fact, he's managed to blend in quite well.
Finally, the last thing any of us want to see is superheroes using their powers for all the wrong reasons. I think that fear can best be expressed in this "CrazedGranny" creation:
That concludes this week's amazing super adventure. Moocho thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons for their great work and tireless dedication. You guys are the real superheroes of my heart! Also thanks to you, the reader. Be sure to stop by next week when we Photoshop mittens into pictures of dead celebrities.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!