Can he do laser eye surgery? "tr0n" raises serious questions!
"Micromancer" is the 900-number cowboy who made this:
Thumbs down on Ya-Ya Sisterhood! Apocalpyse cannot stand puny females whinining. I'm the jerk responsible for this:
"wonderboy" lowers our collective intelligence. Thanks!
When it comes to getting a good haircut, stay far away from this place. "Albrot" is the mutant responsible for this exercise in bad hair legacies:
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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