Can he do laser eye surgery? "tr0n" raises serious questions!

"Micromancer" is the 900-number cowboy who made this:

Thumbs down on Ya-Ya Sisterhood! Apocalpyse cannot stand puny females whinining. I'm the jerk responsible for this:

"wonderboy" lowers our collective intelligence. Thanks!

When it comes to getting a good haircut, stay far away from this place. "Albrot" is the mutant responsible for this exercise in bad hair legacies:

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