"Exaggerated" wants to Doom your children. Doom them to a world of learning and encounragement, that is!

"Mike Toole" has given birth (literally!) to the most diabolical eye doctor ever:

I gave Darkseid a new job. Caller from Earth, prepare to suffer.

"EvilJesus" lives up to his name with this:

"ultran" brings smarts to the table... THE KIDS TABLE:

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