"Exaggerated" wants to Doom your children. Doom them to a world of learning and encounragement, that is!
"Mike Toole" has given birth (literally!) to the most diabolical eye doctor ever:
I gave Darkseid a new job. Caller from Earth, prepare to suffer.
"EvilJesus" lives up to his name with this:
"ultran" brings smarts to the table... THE KIDS TABLE:
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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