Cooter is so morbid that he wishes this image was dead and rotting, just like he is on the inside.
Deteriorata cannot wait for his worst enemies to see this image, for hidden inside its pixels is the worst case of chlamydia they'll ever experience.
Even if elmwood could download the whole world, it still wouldn't be enough to satisfy his virtual greed.
filthy lucrative nearly lost his magician's license conjuring this image from out of the ear of an especially deaf child.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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