Cooter is so morbid that he wishes this image was dead and rotting, just like he is on the inside.
Deteriorata cannot wait for his worst enemies to see this image, for hidden inside its pixels is the worst case of chlamydia they'll ever experience.
Even if elmwood could download the whole world, it still wouldn't be enough to satisfy his virtual greed.
filthy lucrative nearly lost his magician's license conjuring this image from out of the ear of an especially deaf child.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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