Cooter is so morbid that he wishes this image was dead and rotting, just like he is on the inside.
Deteriorata cannot wait for his worst enemies to see this image, for hidden inside its pixels is the worst case of chlamydia they'll ever experience.
Even if elmwood could download the whole world, it still wouldn't be enough to satisfy his virtual greed.
filthy lucrative nearly lost his magician's license conjuring this image from out of the ear of an especially deaf child.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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