Cooter is so morbid that he wishes this image was dead and rotting, just like he is on the inside.

Deteriorata cannot wait for his worst enemies to see this image, for hidden inside its pixels is the worst case of chlamydia they'll ever experience.

Even if elmwood could download the whole world, it still wouldn't be enough to satisfy his virtual greed.

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