Cooter is so morbid that he wishes this image was dead and rotting, just like he is on the inside.
Deteriorata cannot wait for his worst enemies to see this image, for hidden inside its pixels is the worst case of chlamydia they'll ever experience.
Even if elmwood could download the whole world, it still wouldn't be enough to satisfy his virtual greed.
filthy lucrative nearly lost his magician's license conjuring this image from out of the ear of an especially deaf child.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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