Try as you might, you'll never be able to guess just how many peanuts are inside Flatpoint High's ample stomach cavity (137.3).
There are 289 different octopus species, and Foodchain plans to dress each of them up as a famous Nazi for reasons I cannot get into at this time.
There's a whole wide world out there, and one day Gazpacho will place his indelible mark on it. That is to say, he will be arrested for public urination.
Gazpacho made this during one of his rare lucid moments, then quickly fell back into the coma that claims his every moment of existence.
Pope Francis, the best Pope, has a number of upcoming encyclicals to change the way Catholics view the world.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
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