Try as you might, you'll never be able to guess just how many peanuts are inside Flatpoint High's ample stomach cavity (137.3).
There are 289 different octopus species, and Foodchain plans to dress each of them up as a famous Nazi for reasons I cannot get into at this time.
There's a whole wide world out there, and one day Gazpacho will place his indelible mark on it. That is to say, he will be arrested for public urination.
Gazpacho made this during one of his rare lucid moments, then quickly fell back into the coma that claims his every moment of existence.
Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Kurt Cobain and gang finally learn the truth behind Morton Downey's evil scheme.
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