Ickyzor has this little shop, you see. And in that shop he has horrors, you see.
You know those drugs the kids are all addicted to? Kanzune knows them better than you do.
Secks has let loose the Martians! Aw yea!
Iraq and his Martian friends are enough to spoil any lovely setting. It's just amazing those people are so unconcerned.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
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