Earwicker never walks into a thread he can't walk out of.
Nevergirls is so clever that it hurts. You know, if discomfort persists, you might want to seek medical attention.
There's no limit to what QwertySanchez could do for the country, if provided with the proper weapons.
RoryBlank clearly let his many negative corpse-related experiences darken his interpretation of this '80s romp.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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