Holcane is, in fact, trying to tell you that when this article is over, you'll be able to dodge bullets.


My grandpa keeps telling me to be more like Saint Sputnik. I'm trying, grandpappy, I'm trying!


This Earwicker image didn't actually make it to the final cut. I'm sure it'll be on the DVD.


There is a valley where images like this sprout from the trees year-round: P.M.F. is its eternal guardian.


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