Holcane is, in fact, trying to tell you that when this article is over, you'll be able to dodge bullets.
My grandpa keeps telling me to be more like Saint Sputnik. I'm trying, grandpappy, I'm trying!
This Earwicker image didn't actually make it to the final cut. I'm sure it'll be on the DVD.
There is a valley where images like this sprout from the trees year-round: P.M.F. is its eternal guardian.
Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Kurt Cobain and gang finally learn the truth behind Morton Downey's evil scheme.
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