Holcane is, in fact, trying to tell you that when this article is over, you'll be able to dodge bullets.
My grandpa keeps telling me to be more like Saint Sputnik. I'm trying, grandpappy, I'm trying!
This Earwicker image didn't actually make it to the final cut. I'm sure it'll be on the DVD.
There is a valley where images like this sprout from the trees year-round: P.M.F. is its eternal guardian.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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