Holcane is, in fact, trying to tell you that when this article is over, you'll be able to dodge bullets.
My grandpa keeps telling me to be more like Saint Sputnik. I'm trying, grandpappy, I'm trying!
This Earwicker image didn't actually make it to the final cut. I'm sure it'll be on the DVD.
There is a valley where images like this sprout from the trees year-round: P.M.F. is its eternal guardian.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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