Like Orson Welles, "RipVTide" is probably a furious drunkard:

"illumn8d" brings us this classic Mentos moment featuring Orson Welles:

"neonbubble" brings us more Orson Welles! Yes! Thanks!

"waesa" loves his Roman almost as much as he loves kung-fu fighting ladies.

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