The Glabados Church burned pipes! at the stake for heresy shortly after he submitted this image.
Sorry, Jinxari, but there just aren't any jokes to be made about Catholics and miniature-sized males.
Noni wonders: If wicked women put period blood on gum, don't that make the gum witches' chew?
Hello Pity reveals that Battlefield Baseball was only the beginning.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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