January warned them that if they took his stapler, then they would come under fire. They wouldn't listen.
Krolm's box design now hangs as a poster in dorm rooms everywhere. Well, except for rival chess colleges.
Astroduck knows about breakdancing dance parties, having appeared in Breakin' as "spectator in first sequence."
Gutter Monkey gives you another glimpse at nonexistent gameplay, because he loves to tantalize with false realities.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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