January warned them that if they took his stapler, then they would come under fire. They wouldn't listen.
Krolm's box design now hangs as a poster in dorm rooms everywhere. Well, except for rival chess colleges.
Astroduck knows about breakdancing dance parties, having appeared in Breakin' as "spectator in first sequence."
Gutter Monkey gives you another glimpse at nonexistent gameplay, because he loves to tantalize with false realities.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!