January warned them that if they took his stapler, then they would come under fire. They wouldn't listen.
Krolm's box design now hangs as a poster in dorm rooms everywhere. Well, except for rival chess colleges.
Astroduck knows about breakdancing dance parties, having appeared in Breakin' as "spectator in first sequence."
Gutter Monkey gives you another glimpse at nonexistent gameplay, because he loves to tantalize with false realities.
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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