January warned them that if they took his stapler, then they would come under fire. They wouldn't listen.
Krolm's box design now hangs as a poster in dorm rooms everywhere. Well, except for rival chess colleges.
Astroduck knows about breakdancing dance parties, having appeared in Breakin' as "spectator in first sequence."
Gutter Monkey gives you another glimpse at nonexistent gameplay, because he loves to tantalize with false realities.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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