Vaginastrophe warns that while Britney Spears herself is not a robot, she can still use a robot to take over the world.
SwiftTheFox reports Jackie Chan can't kick like he used to, so he now relies on drawing foes into a vortex of gloom.
Sgt. Crotchburn thinks with his dipstick.
Don't blame Mast, he voted for the platypus.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
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