Vaginastrophe warns that while Britney Spears herself is not a robot, she can still use a robot to take over the world.
SwiftTheFox reports Jackie Chan can't kick like he used to, so he now relies on drawing foes into a vortex of gloom.
Sgt. Crotchburn thinks with his dipstick.
Don't blame Mast, he voted for the platypus.
Prepare yourself for quite possibly the most effective use of "BOWL" as a sound effect.
Who needs three months of endless summer fun? You have a career!
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