Vaginastrophe warns that while Britney Spears herself is not a robot, she can still use a robot to take over the world.
SwiftTheFox reports Jackie Chan can't kick like he used to, so he now relies on drawing foes into a vortex of gloom.
Sgt. Crotchburn thinks with his dipstick.
Don't blame Mast, he voted for the platypus.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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