Chasie reports the Care Bears have been amassing a stockpile for their climactic showdown with Dodongo.
Sir Unimaginative specializes in black light art, which means he might actually be a 32-year-old Romanian woman.
Ferrule devised this sport's most dangerous game since "Charles Bronson's Remote-Controlled Exploding Soccer."
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Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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