Chasie reports the Care Bears have been amassing a stockpile for their climactic showdown with Dodongo.
Sir Unimaginative specializes in black light art, which means he might actually be a 32-year-old Romanian woman.
Ferrule devised this sport's most dangerous game since "Charles Bronson's Remote-Controlled Exploding Soccer."
We happy? Tipples! We happy? Yeah, we happy.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
You've heard of #BlackLivesMatter and #AllLivesMatter, but the ancient voice of a mountain offers us the hardest truth of all: #NoLivesMatter. And also some opinions about immigrants.
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