Chasie reports the Care Bears have been amassing a stockpile for their climactic showdown with Dodongo.
Sir Unimaginative specializes in black light art, which means he might actually be a 32-year-old Romanian woman.
Ferrule devised this sport's most dangerous game since "Charles Bronson's Remote-Controlled Exploding Soccer."
We happy? Tipples! We happy? Yeah, we happy.
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"God of War is the realization of our collective hopes and dreams, not just as gamers, but as gamer-citizens."
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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