Chasie reports the Care Bears have been amassing a stockpile for their climactic showdown with Dodongo.
Sir Unimaginative specializes in black light art, which means he might actually be a 32-year-old Romanian woman.
Ferrule devised this sport's most dangerous game since "Charles Bronson's Remote-Controlled Exploding Soccer."
We happy? Tipples! We happy? Yeah, we happy.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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