captainbree proves that every Something Awful thread, no matter what the subject, always comes back to Star Wars.
Moai Ou can offer conclusive proof that these two people have never been in his kitchen.
Orbitize actually took the time to draw a "billion regattas." Go ahead, count them.
Ringside photographer Semper Ubi Sub Ubi witnessed the brutal debunking of Asimov's Three Laws of Boxing.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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