Discount_Bees assumes everyone at "company gayness" is gay, so he never says anything offensive.

These days, flatFat only selects reCAPTCHA texts that will help him promote his exotic-animal butcher shop.

Alas, despite the brilliance of his artistic renderings, flatFat isn't drumming up much business.

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