Discount_Bees assumes everyone at "company gayness" is gay, so he never says anything offensive.
These days, flatFat only selects reCAPTCHA texts that will help him promote his exotic-animal butcher shop.
Alas, despite the brilliance of his artistic renderings, flatFat isn't drumming up much business.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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