When the world needed a hero, what it got was bunky.
OfF-KiLTeR got a tape of Rosie O'Donnell getting fucked stupid; why the fuck aren't we watching that right now?
bunky knows the best way to prevent aliens from bursting out of your chest cavity is to protect it with a clock.
Thunderbeard provides this startling answer to the eternal question "What's the worst that can happen?"
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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