Darth Brooks relates the heartbreaking tale of a forgotten mascot, from the land of pines' lofty balsams.
hellbastard's beverage doesn't lower your inhibitions so much as it deactivates your energy shield.
The happiest clown with the biggest frown helped fill iSimian's bottle.
westborn conceived of this image. He labored on it. And then, some nine months later, it miraculously appeared!
Garaphin thinks he'll just be the designated driver.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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