Darth Brooks relates the heartbreaking tale of a forgotten mascot, from the land of pines' lofty balsams.
hellbastard's beverage doesn't lower your inhibitions so much as it deactivates your energy shield.
The happiest clown with the biggest frown helped fill iSimian's bottle.
westborn conceived of this image. He labored on it. And then, some nine months later, it miraculously appeared!
Garaphin thinks he'll just be the designated driver.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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