Darth Brooks relates the heartbreaking tale of a forgotten mascot, from the land of pines' lofty balsams.
hellbastard's beverage doesn't lower your inhibitions so much as it deactivates your energy shield.
The happiest clown with the biggest frown helped fill iSimian's bottle.
westborn conceived of this image. He labored on it. And then, some nine months later, it miraculously appeared!
Garaphin thinks he'll just be the designated driver.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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