Darth Brooks relates the heartbreaking tale of a forgotten mascot, from the land of pines' lofty balsams.
hellbastard's beverage doesn't lower your inhibitions so much as it deactivates your energy shield.
The happiest clown with the biggest frown helped fill iSimian's bottle.
westborn conceived of this image. He labored on it. And then, some nine months later, it miraculously appeared!
Garaphin thinks he'll just be the designated driver.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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