Kill-Time didn't realize it, but at that moment, him and his dad were closer than ever.
Punch McRockGroin has dire plans to assassinate a high ranking government official. No, I'm just kidding. He's okay!
Back in the old days, abagofcheetos was called Woots Hinckley.
ScootsMagoo once climbed a tree and when he got to the top, he discovered he was really at the bottom. :O
Wandle Shaytham worked so hard on this picture he lost his job and custody of his children.
SailorBob once thought he invented fire but found out it had already been patented by a consortium of wealthy Neanderthal industrialists.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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