Kill-Time didn't realize it, but at that moment, him and his dad were closer than ever.
Punch McRockGroin has dire plans to assassinate a high ranking government official. No, I'm just kidding. He's okay!
Back in the old days, abagofcheetos was called Woots Hinckley.
ScootsMagoo once climbed a tree and when he got to the top, he discovered he was really at the bottom. :O
Wandle Shaytham worked so hard on this picture he lost his job and custody of his children.
SailorBob once thought he invented fire but found out it had already been patented by a consortium of wealthy Neanderthal industrialists.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
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