PCOddity dropped out of matador school after being bullied.

Kill-Time got thrown through a card table making this picture. It was a wild time for us all.

EvilNeverSleeps carved this picture out of the finest piece of oak his family could afford.

CHEF!!! sounds like he is letting a bad experience get the better of him!

If it came down to giving up or dying, sackamano would probably give up and then accidentally die of syphilis.

Zarikov was crushed by a wayward piano fifteen minutes after making this picture.

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