Ænima left his dignity in locker 347. The passcode is 932.
Frobozz is a real whippersnapper and I for one hope he finds his Christmas stocking full of unpopular human organs.
PsyRatty shows that Desert Combat doesn't look half bad with 8-bit graphics.
Mr. Business lives up to his name so long as his business is making people laugh. Thank you, sir! I will refer all my clients to you!
Prawntasm recreates the thrilling fun of Serious Sam: shooting things endlessly and then shooting more things endlessly.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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