I'm told by industry insiders that squozed is doing something or other to Katamari Damacy. I think that's some kind of game about anthropomorphic female cats solving sex crimes in Japan.

jood wanted to be a rocketeer but ended up going to business school instead.

CapnBry is the Ralph Waldo Emerson of Subway franchise management.

Quirk knocked the polys out of one of those newfangled fighter games the kids are all playing. Back in my day we had Mortal Kombat 2 and fifty different versions of Street Fighter 2 and that was more than enough.

Since Spram went to a lot of effort for this theme, let's let him end it with this crazy old image. I guess this is why he has so many merit badges.

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