HALCapone names his patio furniture after dead presidents.
ChemicalWarfare updates Twisted Metal but backwards so it's not much of an update. LUCKY NUMBERS 17 42 36.
The Dave learned all his life lessons from playing Grand Theft Auto and Barbie Nail Designer games.
Spram spends a lot of time in the desert practicing his Jedi skills on cacti.
Ever busy Spram also excreted these pixels, and I'm pretty sure it's American McGee's Pac-Man.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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