HALCapone names his patio furniture after dead presidents.
ChemicalWarfare updates Twisted Metal but backwards so it's not much of an update. LUCKY NUMBERS 17 42 36.
The Dave learned all his life lessons from playing Grand Theft Auto and Barbie Nail Designer games.
Spram spends a lot of time in the desert practicing his Jedi skills on cacti.
Ever busy Spram also excreted these pixels, and I'm pretty sure it's American McGee's Pac-Man.
Ensure your little ones are safe and relatively poison-free with the following tips designed to keep them healthy, outside of their teeth and blood sugar levels.
Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
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