Agent Turkey asks this question to virtually every girl foolish enough to look him in the eyes.
You've got to respect a man with Extra_Thumbs.
Kourse has never thought about whether the Earth is round or flat.
Devyl does his grocery shopping in the Mushroom Kingdom.
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Donald Trump is drafting friends, relatives, and even enemies into his fantasy cabinet.
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