Agent Turkey asks this question to virtually every girl foolish enough to look him in the eyes.
You've got to respect a man with Extra_Thumbs.
Kourse has never thought about whether the Earth is round or flat.
Devyl does his grocery shopping in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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