There has been a lot of discussion over the past few weeks about who Time would pick as their Person of the Year. Most people figured it would either be Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the Pope, some random politician from America, or Steve Sutton. During this trying time, the Something Awful Forum Goons did not hesitate to speculate. What follows are their best guesses as to who would be Person of the Year. Not surprisingly, very few of their guesses actually involve real people. In the end, they were all wrong. Soviet leader Yuri Andropov got the nod.
TheSniperZERO got things started by proving he doesn't actually know of any real people.
Our world is in dire shape if we're giving these awards to plumbers. Way to lower our self worth, jercoxthealmighty.
Like most things in Manos del Sino's life, this image features heavy water damage.
Sponrad's nomination does not bode well for mankind.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!