genuineparts is completely assured that nothing in the future will surprise him.
The timeless secrets of TheOriginalEd once again animate the lifeless!
Posh Chinchilla recalls the good old days when vampires actually slept, instead of just watching other people sleep.
Revolver-Ace makes the dead start to walk in his masquerade.
Bushwhacked lives in a world of make-believe, with flowers and leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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