genuineparts is completely assured that nothing in the future will surprise him.
The timeless secrets of TheOriginalEd once again animate the lifeless!
Posh Chinchilla recalls the good old days when vampires actually slept, instead of just watching other people sleep.
Revolver-Ace makes the dead start to walk in his masquerade.
Bushwhacked lives in a world of make-believe, with flowers and leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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