Cramato is a beautiful baby in the hands of Jerry Orbach, but an ugly man in every other setting.
polo-rican uses complex machinery to intimidate food into cooking itself.
NADZILLA won't be counting sand so easily when my fist introduces him to a flight of stairs and then pushes him down said flight of stairs!
Livestock is a social paper punch and he just put a hole in our community.
geno1173 is a magnificent human being and endless source of comedy.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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