$iMpLe has a name that I think is kind of lame. It's the dollar sign, dude. It's just so capitalist.
FYAD WIZARD packs more fun and incest than a county fair.
There's something about the way Damnitologist moves. It's like silk in a vat of butter.
IdeoPraxist is going to drink you under the table, where he will then die.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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