$iMpLe has a name that I think is kind of lame. It's the dollar sign, dude. It's just so capitalist.
FYAD WIZARD packs more fun and incest than a county fair.
There's something about the way Damnitologist moves. It's like silk in a vat of butter.
IdeoPraxist is going to drink you under the table, where he will then die.
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