$iMpLe has a name that I think is kind of lame. It's the dollar sign, dude. It's just so capitalist.
FYAD WIZARD packs more fun and incest than a county fair.
There's something about the way Damnitologist moves. It's like silk in a vat of butter.
IdeoPraxist is going to drink you under the table, where he will then die.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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