Hey, how about we all pretend I made a clever joke about loosernumber5 giving people mono? Awesome, thanks!

Yossarko made this and I think it's a good idea. I'll buy two.

Yossarko spends hours making elaborate fire escape plans for local playgrounds.

groverat thinks the 3 best flavors in life are printer cables, Bunsen burners, and Spanish croutons.

Oh, hey, it's Yossarko again. What do you want?

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