scarymonkey is king for a day. King of Whoppers, that is.

I must say I'm disappointed with spoof's taste in hats.

Alphasnail is named after the potato that won World War I.

Alex007 is fanciful, like the ribbons I wrap my victims in.

scarymonkey manages to make a balloon hat look even more scary than usual.

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