The Human Cow wins bonus points for using my favorite hat.
-X- fancies the pompous, regal hat look.
|||||||| has a name only a barcode scanner could love.
I don't know if this qualifies as a hat, but I'm going to trust that Louisgod is being on the level with us.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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