The Human Cow wins bonus points for using my favorite hat.
-X- fancies the pompous, regal hat look.
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I don't know if this qualifies as a hat, but I'm going to trust that Louisgod is being on the level with us.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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