It's pretty easy to sustain the Spirit of Thanksgiving. Two of the key components, food and football, remain available throughout this month. As for other elements of Thanksgiving, such as extended-family time and non-glamorous travel, well, many people will be content to stick with just food and football. But to make this December Friday feel more like a November Thursday, the SA Goons offer two seasonally relevant threads: A great take on the Macy's Parade, and a second helping of "Crybabies and Tough Tots," which ran on Black Friday and surely had a major impact on readers' holiday weekends as well as their country-saving shopping choices!
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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