Recently a new video game came out called Portal. You may have heard of it. Many of the Something Awful Forum Goons not only heard about it, but actually played it. The Goons, increasingly unable to handle the rigors of modern life and horrifyingly dependent on escapist fanfare, liked the game so much that they decided to apply its principles (sometimes incorrectly) to real life. This is how they think with portals.
bitreaper proved his mettle by making this image, and through a complex series of events, start this theme.
Sure everything looks happy in this pipes! pictures, but in an hour that slide will be coated with vomit.
Hello Pity wants the good times to roll and not stop rolling.
Crun is nothing without his childlike naiveté.
bitreaper lives in an empty apartment bereft of furniture, decorations, and humanity.
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
Editor's Note: Due to a freak power outage, this obituary of Barbara Bush was written without the benefit of research. In order to pay our respects to this great woman in a timely fashion, we have decided to post this piece as-is. We hope you forgive any errors on our part.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!