mean2u dreams of the day when he can mow down people with reckless abandon.

You would probably just end up with a broken neck if you tried any of Semi Normal's cockamamie schemes.

Mido made this image to convey the futility of life.

Crun is playing it willy-nilly with portal shapes but we'll forgive him.

wheezy360 is no friend to fairness and good sportsmanship.

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