Magman is clever, and for that I will spare him. At least most of him! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Barnabus, this movie isn't real! WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO KID?
Alphasnail is a master of space usage if he managed to fit a human head into a lunchbox. BY THE WAY, IN THE ENDING OF THE MOVIE SE7EN IT'S GWYNETH PALTROW'S HEAD THAT'S IN THE BOX, OKAY.
Smiley Ponderosa is a credit to his race. That is to say, Smiley Ponderosa is a credit to the subterranean molemen plotting to overthrow the surface dwellers.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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