Magman is clever, and for that I will spare him. At least most of him! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Barnabus, this movie isn't real! WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO KID?
Alphasnail is a master of space usage if he managed to fit a human head into a lunchbox. BY THE WAY, IN THE ENDING OF THE MOVIE SE7EN IT'S GWYNETH PALTROW'S HEAD THAT'S IN THE BOX, OKAY.
Smiley Ponderosa is a credit to his race. That is to say, Smiley Ponderosa is a credit to the subterranean molemen plotting to overthrow the surface dwellers.
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!