Magman is clever, and for that I will spare him. At least most of him! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Barnabus, this movie isn't real! WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO KID?
Alphasnail is a master of space usage if he managed to fit a human head into a lunchbox. BY THE WAY, IN THE ENDING OF THE MOVIE SE7EN IT'S GWYNETH PALTROW'S HEAD THAT'S IN THE BOX, OKAY.
Smiley Ponderosa is a credit to his race. That is to say, Smiley Ponderosa is a credit to the subterranean molemen plotting to overthrow the surface dwellers.
RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Be on the lookout for these armed and dangerous oldsters.
Kurt Cobain and gang finally learn the truth behind Morton Downey's evil scheme.
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