Magman is clever, and for that I will spare him. At least most of him! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Barnabus, this movie isn't real! WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO KID?
Alphasnail is a master of space usage if he managed to fit a human head into a lunchbox. BY THE WAY, IN THE ENDING OF THE MOVIE SE7EN IT'S GWYNETH PALTROW'S HEAD THAT'S IN THE BOX, OKAY.
Smiley Ponderosa is a credit to his race. That is to say, Smiley Ponderosa is a credit to the subterranean molemen plotting to overthrow the surface dwellers.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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