Magman is clever, and for that I will spare him. At least most of him! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Barnabus, this movie isn't real! WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO KID?

Alphasnail is a master of space usage if he managed to fit a human head into a lunchbox. BY THE WAY, IN THE ENDING OF THE MOVIE SE7EN IT'S GWYNETH PALTROW'S HEAD THAT'S IN THE BOX, OKAY.

Smiley Ponderosa is a credit to his race. That is to say, Smiley Ponderosa is a credit to the subterranean molemen plotting to overthrow the surface dwellers.

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